Total Medals Earned: 2,055 (From 353 different games.) Total Medal Score: 37,570 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 9/10 (210/215 points)
Get 5,000 music sense
Make 5,000 dollars
Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Reach 6,000 hipness
Reach 150 intelligence
Obtain 300 irony
Become the best hipster you can be!
You finally made it into space!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (50/175 points)
RANK1
RANK2
RANK3
RANK4
Medals Earned: 3/12 (40/355 points)
Graciously lose the race
Win the race on Normal
Find the hidden announcers
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Abnormal
Win the race on Hardcore
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/170 points)
Finish the game.
There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Score a 100x multiplier or better.
Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Finish the game without crashing.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 6/13 (30/65 points)
Die for the first time
Find the Forever-Burn Torch cheat
Medals Earned: 8/15 (60/360 points)
Reaching Level 2
Killing 80 Enemies
Killing 60 Enemies
Reaching Level 1
Killing 120 Enemies
Killing 100 Enemies
Reaching Level 4
Reaching Level 3
Reaching Level 6
Reaching Level 5
Killing 150 Enemies
Killing 140 Enemie
Finishing The Game
Reaching Level 7
Killing 160 Enemies
Medals Earned: 3/4 (55/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!