Wearfare's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[9/11 Tower Jumper]

There's a sequence!

It makes you THINK you can't get the game complete medal because of how retarded it plays out, but if you can find the sequence and memorise where everything is...(except for that missile from the side) you can get it.

Kevin responds:

so you vote 0?

[Cave of No Return]

??? medals

If you're going to have secret medals, then that's fine, but why do you feel the need to add '???' on every one of the medal description.

[Villainous - Tower Attack]

In s word...triumphant

One must say that a game such as this is rather enjoyable, granted it may contains one or two flaws that may break down his game to pieces, it still goes strong even in the line of defeat.

Villainous - Tower Attack is one of those 'enjoyable' games as I mentioned, what is enjoyable, but also unique about it is how it's set and planned out, instead of DEFENDING a castle, town, villiage, etc. you INVADE one instead and how these gentlemen with their great experience in Actionscripting execute this performance remarkably...we may never know.

Besides invading, you also upgrade your army to become stronger, mightier, faster, better, more powerful than the greatest legion this side of Britannia. You gradually create an army as mighty as the many great myths and ancient gods of our time.

However, there are one or two cracks to this masterpiece that make it shatter to the ground.

For instance, your army is too small, granted, you're supposed to start with a legion which is not powerful enought to conquer continents, but three members just isn't enough for your infantry, you may have eternal magic on your side, but it won't save you enough from surviving three or four onslaughts under fire.

Secondly, your army cannot fight back against the many onslaughts it suffers through, they can reach their destination from point A to point B, but they can't be bothered to defend for themselves other than yourself upgrading their health. That's rather appalling.

However, one must not judge so soon on a game due to its negative points, it's still entertaining and may be even more entertaining when you upgrade your army to the full.

Overall, a game definitely suited for the ranks of the Newgrounds front page, if I do not see this game achieve such glorious praise...I shall write one complaint to the website itself.

Good day and godspeed.

CellarDoorGames responds:

You can actually grow the number of units in your army by putting more infamy into the Summon+ skill in the skill tree.

[Retro Parking]

Crap

The driving is terrible, you can't park most of the time and the 'easy' difficulty isn't so simple and straightforward which makes this game stupidly irritating.

[Pothead Zombies]

Fantastic Invasion Game!

I have to say this is a pretty kick-ass game, the weapons are pretty useful, the enemies are very imaginative and put up a good fight, the upgrades are nice and overall...the game was fantastic.

However, besides the game being great and all, I did have to take away one or two points due to some flaws I noticed during the game.

For instance, whenever you give your partner a new weapon, he/she gradually progresses through mastering the weapon you give them...but it's painstakingly tedious and I have to deal with the zombie horde all by myself as my partner still shoots so...slooooooooow. (The o's show how annoying it is for your partner to level up and shoot faster.) Also, I wouldn't say this is a problem, but you can upgrade very easily in this game...again, this isn't much of a problem, but you do upgrade a little too easy and can purchase the best weapon with time to spare...which would also involve spending wisely, and from there, you can just nail the end boss like a piece of cake.

One more negative point is after you beat all 15 levels of the game, you can just start over back to square one...the campaign was nice, but what about a few more levels for extra cash? Or maybe some bonus levels? Or some programming that lets you keep track of your statistics, bottom line...a bit more gameplay would be nice, especially if you want to add more replay value.

Finally, I've played another game that looked a little similar to this...I'm talking 'Bunny Invasion' similar, if you haven't heard of it, don't worry...you just forgot what was hip here at Newgrounds during the time.

Besides from all that, you guys did a great job on this game and I for one am proud of it.

[Dire Haven]

Painstaking work paid off!

If there was a rule which required the need to annoy gamers constantly and piss them off every 3.4 seconds day in, day out until they can't take the torture any longer and throw their Dell, Toshiba desktops or MacBooks out of the house and perform a ritual Seppuku on themselves for not accomplishing a simple, yet challenging achievement to prove on how 'hardcore' they desire and feel the need to show themselves off...you guys would take the cake.

This game is indeed, without a doubt what it's like to complete one straightforward goal which looks rather easy to get through and suddenly tricks you by plunging you into heavy, mild, clearly bullshit obstacles just to finish one level at a time and take yet another step on the ladder to game completion and utter annoyance.

Whoever in god's name you miserable, little, selfish, horrible, ungrateful bastards are (which I truly don't wish to call you, however I must for the sake of every other gamer who've trembled through your hard work and failed to pass) I tip my hat off to you...if I had a hat with me and if I could award you all with a badge, a medal, a certificate, a trophy, an Oscar, a Grammy, the key to the planet Earth and an achievement...with Gamerscore included.

If anything, you people should be proud of yourself and deserve to stride on forth to whatever it is that you plan to submit to a website, such as the loveable Newgrounds and show off how fantastic you guys are at your artwork, your music, your Actionscripting and how you get to tween every little thing in those flash of yours!

I look forward to seeing what you gentlemen have in store for us next time.

[Catch 51]

Pisses me off the wall.

This game is mildly annoying and I don't have enough time to collect every box in the game, one being that your asshole of an agent has to pull his fail face for 2 seconds every time he loses to catch something and the fact that there's no choice of difficulty in this game, because when you play it the first time, you realise it's too piss-taking annoying and you can't complete everything within your time limit in one single run.

The story and concept was nice, but the game was annoying to play.

[Friday: The Game]

AMAZING!

Now I challenge you, good sir to create the next 8-bit viral phenomenon game that's just as good as this one!

thinking-man responds:

can't be done.

[Drop!]

I DEMAND MORE CONTROLS

Why do you have to use the mouse for this game? I'm a keyboard user person.

[Tsunami Fighter]

YEAHSH!

I HAVE WON EVERY MEDAL AND SAVED JAPAN FROM THE TSUNAMI!...that is if it actually happened in real life. :(

Anyway, brilliant game and Domo kicks ass!